Everything has has human versions of it made, even websites.

The Tumblr Justice movement is so vocal that I think it deserved its own mascot, along with a personification of the terrible cis straight white male injustice they are constantly fighting with the keyboards of their Macbooks.

Social Justice Janesha is half black and half Indian. She is a Muslim and identifies as pansexual. She is a vegan and will only wear fibers that come from plants. She blogs for a living, disguising her extremist rhetoric as news.

Male Privilege Paul is half German and half English. He is a non-practicing Christian and identifies as (very) heterosexual. He loves meat, especially beef jerky, and owns clothing made from several different animals. He works in the stock room of Wal-mart, lifting things up and putting them down.

Even thought Janesha blogs all day erry day about how much she hates Paul, she couldn’t live without him because then she’d have no one to direct irrational hatred at…she’s so tsundere.

“S-stupid Paul! It’s not like I like you or anything…” >///>

Edit: Now Social Justice-tan has a caption, I hope it’s PC enough